branandsummer:

1. Loves Mary Poppins, sort of is Mary Poppins
2. Is a small-town Kansas girl who drives like an angry New Yorker
3. Will kick your ass so hard at Disney Scene It that Sean Patrick Flanery will have to drop a toilet on your head
4. Regularly has threesomes with Lois Lane and Clark Kent
5. Is cooler than pretty much all y’all