what satanic ritual must i complete to inhabit the body of a beautiful actress
who’s feeling chatty tonight i’m opening up skype
it just dawned on me that lana has her belly button pierced i’m
we really need to drink together sometime I think it would be a+
everyone thinks drinking with me would be fun and then i’m either super boring or way more than anyone bargained for so yeah it’s not really a good idea either way i promise you
I just really like the gif someone made from that movie that was her in her lingerie saying fuck me and I was like .okay!
ok whoa whoa whoa i must have missed that part or you are thinking of a different movie because WHAT. did she really say that? i mean there were some super boring “sex scenes” but no one saying fuck me i can tell you that. i would have def remembered that.
i made it through fucking “spiders” why can’t i make it through this dear lord
not even lana playing around in a negligee can save this film
the really awful shit you watch for your faves (◠‿◠✿)